i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
did i just pee glitter
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