I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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