i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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