Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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