we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So apparently I’m into choking now
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