If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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