I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
