im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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