Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
its not stalking. its research.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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