Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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