but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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