the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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