I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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