Sponge bath it is.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
