I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Randomize
