just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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