i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
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