It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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