What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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