My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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