stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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