Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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