I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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