i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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