I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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