Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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