508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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