I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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