i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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