Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
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