sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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