Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Ambien. No doubt about it.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
