we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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