Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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