After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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