does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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