ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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