And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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