I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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