bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Even my vagina gasped.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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