I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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