her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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