Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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