Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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