Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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