He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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