I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Terrible idea I love it
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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