just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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