If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So squirting runs in the family.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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