It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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