I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
