So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My feet surprised me
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
