i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
How does one acquire holy water?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
